Don't let that picture fool you. This guy (or gal) is (or should I say was) bigger than a half dollar. That's REALLY REALLY BIG for those who don't know what a half dollar is.
The other night, I headed to bed around 11:00. I walked into the dimly lit room
And gently stepped on him/her
And I looked back to see what I had stepped on.
I stifled a HUGE scream
Put on some shoes
Snapped this pic
Then stomped him/her
And promptly swept it up in the vacuum
(sorry rest of the family who were already asleep at the time)
I posted about him/her on social media, asking why no one has created an app where you can take a pic of a spider and have it identified for you. I was told I should never sleep again. And burn my house down.